Local Darlington woman due to appear in court for 'being too damn fine'.
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Lizzie Brown of Darlington, County Durham has been arrested on suspicion of causing a multiple car pile up near Faverdale... the 30 year old mother of two stands accused of 'having a booty too damn fine' by one of the victims. It is alleged that Miss Brown caused the collision as drivers became distracted by her bottom. Witnesses stated that 'she new what she was doing as she worked her booty down West Auckland road'. Current estimates for the insurance companies is to exceed six figures... more to follow.
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