Local Pervert Mark Williams Wanted
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Local Pervert, Mark Williams wanted in connection to sexual animal abuse in Bishop Auckland, County Durham.
On March 1st, Crook man Mark Williams, 35, was caught wanking a horse off in a field close to South Church, Bishop Auckland.
Authorities were alerted after a local passerby saw a man vigorously pulling on the horses weapon looking excited. Mark Williams proceeded to walk away after the horse shot it's load into his face.
The witness to the beastly act, Local Reverend, Seymour Cox said;
"This heinous act is as ungodly as it gets! After 20mins observation I decided to telephone the police!"
Mark Williams' last known whereabouts was the Shildon area.
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