Woman Arrested For Causing A new Famine In Africa
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A 33 year old woman called Rebecca Gowland has been arrested for eating so much food she actually caused a new famine in Africa.
Sources close to the woman said she's always been a good scranner but we never thought she could cause this.
Local residents in consett said " we noticed food supplies running low in consett but we thought it was due to brexit and Scottish independence, we have no idea how anyone can eat that much food then still complain about being hungry"
Rebecca's husband, Local celebrity, master engineer, and all round nice guy Kyle Gowland has released this statement "And who do you think pays for all this food?? im working 25 hours a day 8 days a week just to keep her feeling full and satisfied"
Bob Geldoff has been drafted in the open a new charity called "Feed Rebecca" the point of the charity is to raise money, not for the starving kids but to help Kyle fund the mounting food bill
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