WWE Star John Cena Forced to Retire; slipped on Kenzo Suzuki's Fecal Matter and Injured ankle 'permanently'
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16-Time World Champion John Cena prematurely announced his retirement after 15+ years with WWE. The cause? Shortly after he mocked Kenzo Suzuki's Japanese with a joke translation while cutting a promo, Kenzo Suzuki had to run to the men's room with a bad case of diarrhea, which he got on the floor. When Cena used the men's room a minute later, he slipped in the still-wet fecal matter and had caused, at the time, what would eventually be permanent damage to his ankle. His words? "Ten years ago, I slipped in the poo-poo, the poo-poo, the poo-poo, from Kenzo Suzuki's ass. Because of the permanent damage to my ankle from slipping in said poo-poo, I am hereby announcing my retirement from pro wrestling. Hey, I got to tie Naitch, and that is the accomplishment I'm most proud of. The Doctor of Thuganomics is out!"
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