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An inverness man has been entered into the guiness book of records for fitting the most amount of anal beads in one sitting. Mark stewart of merkinch has a vast collection of sex toys but replied" i have lots of toys from butt plugs to rubber fists but my favourite has to be beads. Its the sensation you get whilst moving it feels amazing.
There is no current record for this so mark has set the bar at an astonishing 246 beads and a marble. Congratulations your certificate is in the post

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