Two teenage boys caught in vegetable aisle

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 47724 Shares

Two local gorseinon teenagers charlie sullivan (aged 17)and Thomas carpenter (18) caught by staff commiting sexual acts with a parsnip it's suspected they also took advantage of the cucumbers and carrots. Police are taking statements from the cabages culiflowers as we speak, any further updates will be post to our website www.evening-postswansea.co.uk
Many thanks

Garry Herbert

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty