Northernland declared safest and most liberal country in the world
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For the 42nd year in a row the Commonwealth of Northernland has been declared by all international standards as the safest and most forward-thinking country in the world.
With a population of 232 million citizens this far left country has a very large radically left population and is considered to be laid back, kind and nonjudgemental.
It has the largest gay population, the largest female population and the most racially diverse population in the world, at 45.
The United Nations contributes this to a very strong constitution and stringent immigration and asylum laws embedded in the Royal Charter of Rights, Liberties and Principles.
With the rise of the Alt rIght, religious extremism, white nationalism and of course radical Islamic terrorists we must do everything in our power to ensure those horrible and reprehensible elements stay out of our country at all costs, said Chief Minister of Immigration and Colonization Services Sir Robert James Hamilton.
The only crimes Northernland is known for is jaywalking, swearing and excessive farting in public, as the country is not known for violent crimes.
Founded in 1952 by Sir Douglas Spencer and a group of radical Englishmen and socialists Northernland went through a 25 year period of bankruptcies, turmoil and a civil war between the liberal majority and the small but conservative christian minority before laws and regulations were ended to end the civil war.
Beginning in the mid 1970s, Northernland began a period of peace and tranquillity. Former hippies, Negro radicals like James Baldwin and freespritied women from the US and UK looking to continue the free love movement immigrated to Northernland and ever since then Northernland has been a beacon of liberation and tolerance for all the world.
I love living here said Satchel Sky-wood, people are so kind, welcoming and laid back, its as close to heaven as we will ever get on this Earth.
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