Local sessionhead returns home for real party

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Andreas Christo recently returns home from Dunstable Bedfordshire to head to his party hard island of Cyprus.

News sources have gathered comments from Mr. Christo mentioning that "his heart follows the session" and "England can't handle him"

Friend of Mr. Christo, Carl Gadsden thought Andreas had been deported for illegally staying in the U.K. And has been reported due to Brexit
Mr. Christo was recently renting a room from Grant Waller of Bletchley, Milton Keynes. Mr Waller has since removed Mr Christo due to his late night sessions of loud music, strange screaming and banging coming from his room, and evidence of illegal substances left all over the house.
Mr Waller also comments "for some reason Andreas thinks he's the king of the party, when we all know he's not"

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