Katie Hopkins Dead At 42
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Controversial Daily Mail columnist and all round shitbox Katie Hopkins has died aged 42, we can reveal.
Sources close to the cow have told how her recent court battle with Jack Monroe, which some sources claim to have cost her close to £100,000, had caused her to slide into poverty and rely on foodbanks to survive, as well as signing on to benefits.
It is believed that the spiteful cunt died of irony after being forced to rub shoulders with the migrants, peasants, and smelly poor people she loved to demonise from her multi-million pound house while swilling wine like only a true 40-year-old upper class mother can and tapping maliciously at her keyboard and hitting send in an email to the daily mail's editor before passing out in a drunken stupor, only to be woken by her maid, who would inform her that her children, Maximillian, Poppy and India needed to be taken to their all-white private school so they could be raised as snobby little cunts just like their mother.
But she never liked geographical names, apparently.
Hopkins' funeral is scheduled for next week, and she has been granted a state funeral just so the 21 gun salute can shoot the coffin.
Mourners are also expected to line up before the open casket just so they can spit on her corpse, before taking their seats to make sure the final nail goes in and she is incinerated to a crisp, finally making sure the wicked witch of the west will NOT be bothering Dorothy ever again.
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