Missing beach whale
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 63844 Shares
A local bum by the name of Maddie Lee McCracken has gone missing. she was last reportedly seen at DQ being moody and fat. Her boyfriend Dustin Hunky Franks commented "Ehh she's alright the pussy is beat." Her mom also added on "I don't care where she is at tbh." Maddie is a average student and can't do math.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.