Heaven's stocks fall 39 percent after sports teams lose
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When we asked a UK fan why God didn't answer his prayers he replied, " I don't know. I prayed real hard and stuff. Sometimes there's a cancer kid pulling for the other guys. It's not fair."
This trend of sports teams not winning has caused Heaven's stock to drop dramatically. Experts feel the trend will continue until only one team is left. Only time will tell how this will impact profits.
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