Penhale stand trial for snagging ewok in primark

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35 year old man stand trial Swansea crown Court, he was walking around primark off his tits on mad dog 20/20...when he spotted ewok shopping, Lee started dry humping ewok leg...singing " face down ass up that's way Lee like fcked" then Lee took victim knickers off ewok & slipped him his length in front horrified shoppers..... Judge finder said "Mr Penhale is danger too society & he need locking up throw away the key!!!

We asked Mr Penhale for comment - I'm chuffed as fck, I always wanted b on evening post & my dream come true. Would like thank my Mam eggs & Dad sperm for making legend.... !! My autobiography b out while I'm in prison....hope too get Rose West & Yorkshire ripper...too write about how tidey books I am!!

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