Jabba The Hutt Goes Full Monty on Britain's Got Talent!
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Jabba The Hutt walked onto the Britain's Got Talent stage wearing a fierce merman costume and trying to conceal his identity. He had arrived from Mos Eisley Spaceport, in an attempt to enter the singing competition. In the original video, Simon Cowell greets him and asks, “Why are you on Earth, why have you entered the show?” In a timid gargantuous voice, Jabba nervously replies, “How did you know it was really me?" “It's a tad obvious, Jabba!” Replied Simon, who also goes on to calling the contestant a bit disconcerting.
At that moment, Jabba quickly began to twerk for his life, while Simon responded with "It's a no, no, no, no"!!!! Jabba The Hutt proceeded to strip off his merman clothes in another mustering attempt to save the day, but Simon still wasn't having any of it. All the odds seemed to be up against him at this point until a loud roar reverberated from the back of the stage, thus revealing an enormous tyrannosaurus rex stomping onto the stage that seemed to be going into labor.
Out of nowhere, a basket of huge oversized eggs flops to the floor from the
dinosaur's nether regions. In a matter of seconds, the eggs hatched, revealing an entire team of tyrannosaurus babies singing and playing the role of Jabba The Hutt's background dancers & performers, as they all performed an outstanding rendition of Cher's Believe! It drew the emotional audience to their feet in an outstanding production never seen in the prior history of television! Aside from the shock of Jabba's outstanding voice, and the major wtf moment with the dinosaur, Simon was left in a moment of disarray, just to gather thoughts.
Jabba The Hutt had turned Cher's believe into a medley that went into Boys II Men's In The Still of the Night, while the dinosaur babies sang doo-wop and snapped their fingers. The entire audience was in tears, as cell phones and lighters flickered throughout the arena!
In that instance, Simon shockingly says: It's a BIG FAT MUTHA FU**** YES FROM ME!!
To hear Jabba for yourself, check out the incredible video below!
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