Trump Named World's Sexist Man

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That physique. That hair. The perpetual frown. It all adds up the sex appeal, according to voters who have named U.S. President Donald J. Trump the world's sexist man. "His sophisticated intellect and ability to articulate are unmatched by any other world leader," noted pollster Steven Bannon, who also admitted, "I'm not gay, but he makes me hot." Bannon also cited, as contributing factors to Trump's win, his even temperament, emotional maturity, benevolence to the underprivileged, commitment to truth and intellectual curiosity. Bannon noted Trump handily beat out other popular contenders such as Marilyn Manson, Clint Howard and the late Marty Feldman. While Trump lost the popular vote in the online poll, he prevailed through the poll's electoral college process, which is administered by the accounting firm of Putin Associates. "This makes America truly great again," Bannon said. "I mean, what's sexier than a man who greets women by grabbing them by the pussy?"

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