Red Sox to Honor BJ Byrne for his Heroism

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On the opening day of MLB baseball the Boston Red Sox will hold a parade to honor Brendan "BJ" Byrne for his amazing achievement of not eating cheese for an entire month. Other teams will join the celebration by wearing jerseys with a kumquat patch over the right shoulder. Kumquats are BJ Byrne's favorite snack. Monkeystorm, BJ Byrne's heavy metal band will play the national anthem.

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