Russia makes final approach on new war effort. (Declassified)
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Today at approximately 4:19am. Putin decided to take note of recent activities and prepare troops for a major final assault. Though we prepare for a possible naval or Arial battle. Putin has something else in mind. The former kgb official enacted operation anus blastemous.... an all night mission in the Sahara desert allowing russian spetznaz and declassified former russian kgb agents to make themselves useful in the near future. The Russians will be deploying a new chemical warfare technique. Known in American military platoons as the isis and al quaeda delecasy of doom. Eau de goats ass. Will be enacted as a means of "diffusing the obvious sexual tensions" as u.s presi-dont once proclaimed... "the enemy of my something is the enemy... or something... ahh shit my wig fell off. Dammit woman hand me my wig. No not that one.. the president one". Not quite sure he knew he was being quoted on the books, as he was balls deep in "enemy territory".
Russians currently operating in order of Eau de goats ass must endure 35mm mortar rounds. 223 Penile puncture treatment and singer missile stretching". President trump currently has no viable response.
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