Man works at company for three months- Does not know purpose

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We've all been there. Spacing out, not sure what there is to do. You start surfing the web but social media and Trump can only take you so far.

An employee of a large corporation reported having no purpose takes frequent walks and urinating on pubic property in the offices mall space.

"I'm just having a good time", says the unnamed employee. "I can't help I love urinating on things."

When asked what he would do with the rest of the day he responded, "I'll probably end up at Allen's apartment. The snack room is getting kinda boring..."

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