Russellville Man Wanted by Federal Authorities
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Russellville, AL-
FBI and other Federal officials are asking for the public's help in tracking down a local man, Isaiah "Justice" Lane, 28. He's wanted in connection with breaking the 13th amendment with a sick burn administered to local man, James Ergle. Witnesses say "Don't he own you can't own people like that no mo' [sic]." He's also charged with three counts of dank memes possession, a misdemeanor. Authorities say that he smells of frankincense and grease traps and is considered armed and legged.
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