BIG CHEESE OF RODENT ORGANIZATION DELIVERS FIERY SPEECH
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Creston Battle, Vice President and chief executive officer of Sons Of Unmarried Rodents (a Perry Williams corporation) had harsh words for the cheese industry, pest control, and cat owners.
The Sons Of Unmarried Rodents, affectionately known as Rat Bastards is a cheese-for-profit organization headquartered in Chicago. Battle went on the offensive immediately after taking the podium lambasting high cheese costs, the easy accessibility to illegal assault rat traps and the "drive-thru" cat adoption trade.
President and founder Perry Williams according to his press aid and spokesrat was unavailable for comment.
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