First Inter-Species Marriage Performed in Memphis

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This town has long been known for Elvis Presley, rampant crime and poverty, and obesity. Now, we can add legalized bestiality to the list. Local Uber driver, Jack "Delicisioso" Eastep married his cat, Mr. Smittens on April 12th, 2017 in the first legal inter-species marriage in the United States. Animal rights activists are outraged. Missy Champion, spokesman for PETA, stated that "I mean, I get why no woman would marry him, but why should a poor, innocent kitten have to suffer." Mr (?) Eastep was unavailable for comment as he was currently making twelve dollars driving a smelly crackhead to his methadone clinic. Sources in his former hometown of Florence, Alabama said that "Yeah, we know it sucks here, as Jack always said, but at least he's not here." As of the writing of this article, no one had disagreed.

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