Jerrod Haggerty On Being a Dirtball Ass Nigga, Wishing He Was Aborted

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Jerrod Haggerty, who also gave himself the nickname "Anointed," sat down with our senior journalist, Andrew Huffstettler, to discuss how he knew he was a dirtball ass nigga and how he wishes he was aborted. The following is the transcript of the very brief interview.

AndyHuff: So you said you wished you were aborted. Could you explain to our readers what you meant by that?
JerrodHaggerty: Just what it means, and that's some real shit, nigga. I wish my mom never had me. I wish Black women didn't have sons, period. This world so fucked up, and Black women be the ones that make it impos-

AH: We don't have much time for this to turn into a long, unnecessary thing. I got enough to answer the question and the readers probably got enough to understand what you meant. Let's move on.
JH: Man, you cut me off like these Black women be cutting niggas off of a job, man.

AH: Sure thing. So, when did you know that you were a dirtball and a loser? How did you embrace it?
JH: I been a dirtball ass nigga all my life, you feel me? After I got fired from my third minimum wage fast food job, I just embraced my calling, you feel me? Like, I can only run away from being a bitch nigga for so long before it catches up to me. Black women always said I was ashy, that I look like a roach, that I'm a bum. I just could never understand it. I mean, these bitches are hoes, you know? They supposed to respect me. But I ain't had sex in years, bro. I mean, all I do is jack off with no loti--

AH: OKAY! This interview is over. Let's wrap this up guys. You got the tape? Good. This guy is a fucking piece of shit and a waste of my damn time. I could've been covering the NBA Playoffs right now. Instead, I'm stuck with some rat looking bastard that smells like hamburger meat and chopped onions. Fuck this.

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