Cocaine shares drop dramatically
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From today (Wednesday 26th April 2017) the purchase of cocaine in the sleepy town of Dunstable, Bedfordshire has plummeted to an all time low since 2010!
We managed to speak to a few locals who believe the recent actions of "John .2 Gillians" leaving the country are the cause of this dramatic drop. John is also believe to be fleeing the U.K. to pursue a life of luxury in Cyprus with friend "Andreas Syrian Christo".
More to follow as the story unfolds.
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