BREAKING: San Gabriel Male Dead at Age 19 Due to Eating Ass Non-Stop

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Joshua Bonomo of San Gabriel, California, has been found deceased in his home on the night of April 29th. Autopsy results report Bonomo was an avid ass eater and is believed to have been the cause of his death. The victim's family is in utter shock and sadness as they mourn their loved ones passing.

"He was an expert ass eater, I never would have imagined this happening to him", his mother tells investigators. "He won the 2014 Ass Eating Association (AEA) and beat 2 world records."

Ceremony details and how you can help his family afford funeral costs are on the funeral Facebook event page. "Invite your friends it's gonna be lit as fuck", one of his cousins exclaim.

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