Man Successfully Watched All The Porn Ever Made

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Hamilton, Ontario resident Manolis Zontanos, 46, has successfully watched every pornographic film ever made.

"It took a long time, dude", Zontanos said in an interview earlier this morning. "It was never a goal of mine, but with the internet and the ability to watch it on my phone, it was impossible not to."

Unfortunately for Zontanos, there is no reward for accomplishing such a feat, just a lot of lonely hours in front of a computer screen and missed time with family and friends.

"I don't know what I'm going to do now. Just wait for someone to release a new one, I guess"

Porn industry behemoth Brazzers stated they would like to commemorate Zontanos' dedication with a free lifetime subscription to their service, so he can continue his journey and not miss a single money shot for years to come.

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