Winnipeg Police Nab Transexual "Sticky Dildo Bandit"

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Winnipeg Sun AP -Winnipeg police have nabbed the transexual person known as the "Sticky Dildo Bandit". The long-time criminal gained his monicker from his brazzen acts of Dildo thefts. The bandit would steal hundreds of dildos at a time using and leaving behind the largest dildos of the lot. He would leave them at the scene withy a sticky, shitty, hairy substance believed to be from his anus. This person is actually known to cops as the "Sticky, Hairy, Shitty Dildo bandit" but we chose to shorten the name for this article. It is believed he chose to use the largest dildo as if to say "look at what I can do!"

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