SMHS Senior Wanted For Rape

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On Monday , May 3rd , two students were taken into the bathroom in the science hall by two peers . One of them has been identified as Jon TheGod . The victims Gia McKinnon & Blake Wylie both claim they had face masks on but they both confirmed hearing Jon's voice . Blake suffers severe bruising near the anus . Gia says the other purpetrator sounded like Thomas Holquist which makes sense because Thomas's friends say that's the only way he will ever get pussy . So Thomas is a likely suspect in this incident . Jon claims "Blake has a history of being with men and he was practically begging me for it" Though when authorities checked security cameras , you can clearly see Jon TheGod and a tall lanky ass nigga dragging the two into the bathroom . Nearby students and teachers reported hearing loud screams and lots of tears coming from the nearby restroom . Gia's family is not shocked as they know she is very sexually active . And portrays herself as an easy target . Gia suffers chronic PTSD and doctors say "that dick put her in a coma" . As of right now doctors aren't sure she will make it . Sunrise Mountain high school deals with rape cases every year and we need to bring this fuckery too a hault . Police are currently still undergoing investigation and are searching every meth / crack house in the Las Vegas Valley because Thomas's family says "Thomas is known to run off and be found ima week or so passed out and foaming from the mouth in a crack house nearby" If you have any information of who could've been the second purp or where to find Thomas Holquist . Please call us at 702-418-2769

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