Herpes reported at Park High School

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Nurses at Park High School reported to administrators that "ghetto white bitches" were having bumps on their lips and a white substance in their mouths. After this was reported to administrators, they proceeded to remove the ghetto white bitches from the school and sent them home with a box of tampons, chocolate, and 50 Shades of Grey. Later that day, a male student, Big Daddy, 16, went into the nurses office with the same bumps and substances. The student said " I was just kissing up on a nigga in the hallway and then I realized he was laughing and pointing at me." The administration said "well, don't be kissing niggas in the hallways." The student then proceeded to say the following: "I wanted some dark chocolate and i want some right now." The student was suspended for 3 days and was sent home with a condom, a dildo, and gay pornographic movies. Administrators said the following statement: "Aye, y'all need to stop kissing each other in the goddamn hallways because Park ain't with that fuck shit"

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