BREAKING NEWS: 1:35PM Kenosha 'Market Square Apartments' Found to Have Deadly Levels of Radiation
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2059 35905 Shares
In a recent government mandated radioactive screening of the area, an alarmingly high level of radiation was traced from across Kenosha county to this upper class apartment complex. Located across from a Sams Club, Walmart and Festival Foods, the radiation leak has left many wondering how much damage has been done.
It was determined the source of the radiation came from an error made while construction work was underway in the complex. While the details of how this happened are still being put together, the local HASMAT teams have been called to help contain the radiation, but many fear the damage has already been done. Anyone living in a 1.5-6 Mile radius of the complex are urged to stay away from home with a friend or family as even a few short minutes of exposure could mean certain death.
Kenosha residents are also urged to avoid using their public water sources by any means as the contamination has been found prevalent in the city's wells in the area. ANY RUNNING WATER in the north side of the city has been deemed unsafe for use or consumption.
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