Homeless man arrested for eating dog feces off homeowner's lawn

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Tuesday 16 August 2059 70176 Shares

Topeka, Kansas-- In a bizarre and twisted story of starvation, homelessness and desperation lies the reality that a 58 year old homeless man was arrested Thursday morning outside city limits for walking on an owned lot of land and eating the owners dog feces off the ground.
Leonard Zepleen, originally from San Diego California, at about 4:33 am Thursday morning was heard ''moaning, grunting and munching'' on what was thought to be an animal outside Jeffrey Hoamoner's house. When Jeffrey awoke for work he peaked out his bedroom's blinds and discovered a ''disheveled'' man sitting in his front gated yard eating what appeared to be his Labrador's waste on the grass. Jeffrey immediately went outside and to his dismay affirmed that it was in fact, Leonard stomaching feces. He had been asked to leave by the homeowner multiple times before the cops were called.
Leonard has been homeless for the last 18 years of his life. Tough times have called for tough measures since his third divorce drove him to ''live anywhere, even the streets to get away from this h**..''
He has traveled far and wide running from the law and has been arrested before for incidents in Kansas, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona, Colorado, and California. Just in October he was arrested in a San Antonio KFC screaming ''Trumparoo you foos (sic)''
Pending more information, details will not be disclosed at this time about further legal proceedings.

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