Bockmier's Secret to Perpetual Youth . . .

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For the first time ever, on the anniversary of his birth, the ever youthful Dan Bockmier shared his secret for maintaining the glow of vitality that would have you agree he doesn't look a day over 61! How does he do it? "It's simple," says Bockmier. "The first step requires you to surround yourself with motorcycles. Vintage is best. When all the storage you have built to house them is taken up and your truck is forced out of the garage to accommodate even more, spend every spare moment plumbing eBay, Craigslist and other sources for the impossibly rare but must-have machine that only makes itself available once a millennium. Step two, is my simple to follow Non-Aging Plan, or NAP. One a day is essential, 2 may be preferred."

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