Local Couple Finally Come Out Of Hiding
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In today's world the phrase "coming out" is usually used when someone is finally opening up to the fact they have a relationship in hiding. As for our local secret couple, the time as come for the release of the likely suspected news. Russian reject, Ivan Feshchenko and local loser, Mark Benevento, have just told the media, "We are deeply in love and have been for years." They had kept their relationship under the covers from the majority of us but news had slipped from the sheets and they had no other choice but to come out of hiding and share their secret. We have yet to confirm who wears the pants in the relationship. Recent reports suggest both are very feminine and it is still unclear who is pitching and who is catching. The local community wants both Benevento, also known as "Len Griffey" or "Dumbass" and Feshchenko to know they accept them with open arms and there is nothing wrong with the relationship they have.
We will be following the story as it develops and keep the public notified.
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