Police search for good samaritan

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Wednesday 19 January 2059 33297 Shares

Police are searching for good samaritan Chad Matthews, suspected to be in or near Culloden Ga. Mr Matthews apparently witnessed the heinous crime of a group of boys harassing a bus load of nuns at a local gas station. Leaping into action Mr Matthews jumped into his tricked out Ford Crown Victoria, did an impressive burn out on what COULD only be Hercules tires. Spinning the car around smoothly he ended up with the tailpipe facing the young men .Terrified into inaction they did not realize the real beat down was about to happen. Without warning he revved the engine high, the loud pipes knocked the young men unconscious. The Nuns sat on them till the State Patrol showed up. When the smoke cleared Mr Matthews was nowhere to be found, all anyone heard was the pipes in the distance and him yelling "hey y'all watch this". If you see this good samaritan it has been rumoured that he likes Bus light and warm hugs.

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