UPDATE: Travis Howell of Washington, MO, Missing Since Sunday, Found in Local Dog Park

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Tuesday 17 May 2059 9214 Shares

After a long and harrowing 72 hours searching on land and by air for the missing 21 year old Washington man, he has been found. He was admitted to Mercy Hospital and is said to be stable, but disoriented.

Howell was last seen Sunday evening leaving Clover Bottom Tavern in a blue Prius. Paul Voss, of Clover Bottom, was the last to see Howell and gave the following statement:

"Travis always get real fucked up on dollar long necks, he don't know when to stop."

Voss and Howell worked together at the Washington Schnucks for almost five years.

Coworkers of Howell reported him missing Monday morning when he didn't show up to work.

"Travis don't ever do a no call, no show. He's been a hothead around here lately, but this just ain't like him." - Bonita Wilkins, Fat Bitch at Schnucks Corporate

Tuesday afternoon police received a tip that a young man wearing roller blades was rolling around the dog park with two large dogs, smoking, nude, and heavily intoxicated.

"As I approached the suspect, I recognized Howell from the AMBER alert photos. He began to blade very fast with the assistance of the two labradoodles pulling him. After a short chase, one of the leashes got stuck in his blade and he flew into a shih tzu sculpture. I was then able to take him into custody." - Officer Benjamin Dover, Washington City Police

Howell is recovering and blames stress at work for this unfortunate incident.

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