KD almost Kidnapped

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Monday 17 January 2059 28657 Shares

Fandimonium has been rampet as of late. Unless you have been under a rock you know the Golden State Warriors And Cleveland Cavaliers are in a one-sided battle for NBA supremacy. With the Warriors being on the verge of sweeping LeBron James and Cavaliers, Some LeBronies have attempted to Alter that fate. In an Attempt to Keep another Sweep blemish off of the "Kings" Legacy. Verdell "Word Flipper " Grey, Antwon "Pastor Of False Hope" Brown, & Jim "I kissed Wilt " Rukas tried to Kidnapp All-star Kevin Durant Wednesday before game 3.

Sources say Brown, who is a well respected Pastor , mastermind the whole debacle. What their plan was is still a little shaky but sources close to the investigation say that Rukas was supposed to Lure KD into an Limo by posing as the driver and Grey was going to be waiting in the backseat with a Hair brush in an attempt to Attack Durant via Hair brushing. I'm assuming they thought that would somehow get KD out of his game giving The Cavs an advantage. Luckily Kevin Durant was not brushed. He went on to lead the Warriors to win game 3 with the opportunity to sweep the Cavs tonight. It's unclear how Durant got away but this does shed light on what led KD to Run out of the pregame press conference when hearing a unusual noise. One could understand why he was so jumpy.

The suspects are still at large. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of any of these men please contact your local authorities asap.

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