Alabaster to get new Splash Pad

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June 27, 2017
The city of Alabaster announced today that a new splash pad will be opened in December at the corner of highways 31 and 119. Mayor Marty Handlon made the announcement on the heels of the Long John Silvers announcement. "This city is on fiaya!" exclaimed mayor Handlon. She went on to say (caught on a mic left open) " we are kicking Vestavia's ass!" .

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