New railroad only employs gays

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CEO, founder, and president of the Bootyhole Xpress, Hunter Smith said in a press release earlier today that his new company only hires gays. He stated 'It is soooo fantabulous working with all these men's'. The new company will only transport nail polish, body lube, and confetti. Smith said 'we plan on unveiling our big gorgeous choo-choos soon'. Bootyhole Xpress is owned by The Tug Job Tow Boat Company, which only transports Fidget Spinners, and vaping supplies. Smith also says that his company offers great benefits like, free weekly mani-pedis and bikini waxing. Any 'mens' looking to apply needs to submit a resume with dick pic. Sign on bonuses are offered for 'pitchers' but they have plenty of 'catchers' .

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