KY bull shark issues statement to local press
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The bull shark recently spotted in Kentucky Lake met with press to issue a statement. The shark was quoted as saying "Anybody can create a news article. The website these articles come from is made specifically for that reason. For the love of big titties, please stop believing everything you read on Facebook. And you can quote me on that."
The shark then drifted into a rant about brown people ruining this country, hence his migration north. He was somewhat disappointed to find that small town liquor stores in the Midwest were being bought up by said brown people.
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