Local Florida man diagnosed with severe Cynisitus
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A man, recently transplanted to Florida from Ohio has been diagnosed with a severe case of Cynisitus. The man who goes by the name of "Mark B." has been posting cynical Facebook comments on a regular basis.
Doctors are perplexed as to how he can continue to live like this.
Suzie, his wife was quoted saying "I kinda got used to that prick. He is like a piece of the furniture. At first I found it annoying, but it has been going on so long if he quit being that way, I might have to leave him. He loves to boat and act all sexy."
Doctors are looking for a cure, but not for Mark. He will remain that way so studies can continue.
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