Cat Hoarder Identified in Animal Control Sting

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Roanoke, Ind. - Nearby residents stated they weren't surprised to learn that Gina Fairchild had been the subject of an ongoing Animal Control investigation on the north side of Huntington County.

After multiple reports of cat hoarding and breeding, Animal Control Officers said they could no longer stand by without taking action. Their investigation identified hundreds of cats ranging from kittens to elderly felines. Gina Fairchild was heard yelling at the officers from her front door, "Kittens don't count!" Officers reported that each life is valuable and should not be diminished by the hoarder.

"It's been a pattern for many years," said an officer involved in the investigation, but not authorized to comment publicly. "It seems to have started with a golden retriever and hat was cross bred with multiple species to produce exotic cross breeds for profit."

In our independent investigation we contacted over a dozen friends and neighbors of Fairchild's who all identified her affinity with cats as an addiction. "She really needs an intervention," said her father-in-law David Fairchild. "She sent her kids over last week with a fifty dollar bill to buy six of my barn kittens. I had them for sale for $5 each and sent the kids home with the cats and $20 change out of fear that she might break in at night and steal them if I didn't sell them to her."

A local judge issued a summons for Fairchild to appear before the court to comment on the issue, but Fairchild did not appear resulting in a bench warrant. If you have information regarding this case, Animal Control officers request that you contact Crime Stoppers whereby ou could receive a cash reward for information leading to an arrest.

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