Alabaster welcomes dentist office, Long John Silvers, and Splash Pad!
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After news broke out that a Long John Silvers was going to be located in Alabaster, the owners are proud to announce the addition of a splash pad to the same lot. It will be a triple joint venture between the three companies. After many citizens expressed interest in a splash pad for the city, the Phillips family along with Dr Fredrick Pepper have decided to add the splash pad!
Phillips was quoted as saying "Residents can drop their children off at the splash pad while they get their teeth fixed, when the procedure is over, they can enjoy a nice platter of delicious bass!"
While the LJS is set to open in October, the splash pad won't be open for another 2 months. Dr Pepper has already made arrangements to have a heating system installed so residents can enjoy the pad year round!
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