Local legend found dead on the banks of Blood River
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Calloway Co- A local fishermen witnessed a horrific murder on Ky lake last night. Local authorities received a call at 6:45pm from Bobber Mcfisher saying he had just seen the Ky Lake bull shark pull the trigger. Upon arrival authorities found local legend Glitter fart Mcsprinkles, a local unicorn, dead on the the edge of the lake. Mr. Mcsprinkles had died from multiple gunshot wounds to the head and hoofs. It is unclear what sparked the violent attack from the bull shark. Authorities are asking for help locating the bull shark, and warn people not to approach him. He is considered armed and dangerous.
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