Area man vowes to make Louisville great again by wearing hat and sunglasses.
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Area man Ossiel Avila vows to make Louisville great again in 60 days or less. Mr. Avila commented, "the first thing to do is wear clothes with American flags on them. No one can help but feel patriotic when their eyes fall upon something as majestic as the American Flag. I read somewhere on the internet that people actually get about 25 stronger and 30 smarter just by wearing clothes with flags on them!"
Local fact-checker Devin Kelly investigated his claims and could find no evidence to support Mr. Avila's claims. "He's crazy. Why would wearing a flag bandana or other article of clothing make you smarter? It' probably illustrates the fact that you are ignorant since it's all made in China. I'll bet you $5, flip over the tag...seriously", replied Kelly.
At release time neither individual could be contacted to respond as they were busy eating burritos.
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