ALABAMA FIRES SABAN!

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The NCAA has placed the University of Alabama on 10 years probation and forcing the Crimson Tide to vacate all victories and championships won during Saban's tenure. The charges and evidence were outlined in a statement by Alabama's athletic director. "We've always cheated at Alabama and until now, have always been able to bribe NCAA investigators, but that's just not an option this time. A Tennessee fan, Bob Burton, along with some Russians, hacked into Saban's email and found evidence of staggering amounts of money paid to recruits, rampant use of undetectable steroids, widespread academic fraud and embarrassing pictures of Saban wearing short skirts. Since every player is guilty of at least one charge, they have all been dismissed from the team and most sent back to elementary school. We have reached out to Lane Kiffin and hired him to replace Saban. Tryouts will be held next week, to see if we can field a team this year". Can I hear a roll tide?

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