Clown Porn Ring Busted!

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Officers in Cullman County, AL uncovered a plethora of sordid materials involving the sexual exploitation of clowns early Thursday morning.
"It was shocking, to see all these [photos] piled in folders along with several rolls of 8mm film", reported Deputy Shelley Morgan,"just looking at all those naked bodies smeared with greasepaint and all those big red noses going in places they shouldn't... it was terrifying. And those were just in the photos... we're still sifting through the footage."
It doesn't stop there, however.
Police are still looking for a local woman, Nichole Old Bear, 28. Police say that evidence points towards her involvement in the clown porn ring, as many financial records uncovered in their search show receipts in her name for the procurement of almost every clown model used in the pornographic material.
"We frown upon this sort of thing around here", Deputy Morgan continued, "Clowns are supposed to be funny and cheerful. Not subjected to this type of godless sexual activity. It's tragic to see those tear streaked, frowning faces underneath those festive paints."

Any information leading to her capture should immediately be reported to local authorities.

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