Heavy set lesbian chases squirrels wearing relax fit jeans and oversized polo
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A Vincennes woman was seen chasing squirrels in the park shouting at the top of her lungs, " I'm a lesbian!" The incident was reported at Gregg Park where legendary artist Macy Gray once lost her virginity. The unknown woman was said to be a regular at the park but this was the first time she was heard shouting the lesbian phrase. Many who witnessed the incident said they were scared for their lives and called 911. Police said the woman was gone when they arrived however, a pair of Birkenstocks were found on a nearby merry go round. Story developing
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