Woodbooger

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Friday a confirmed sighting of a male woodbooger has Wise County sheriff's department and the USDA Forestry Department scrambling to warn residents of Collins Drive to stay indoors . After conducting a routine patrol of the Collins Drive area deputy Jeff Spicer confirmed that there had been two recent sightings. The sheriff's office had obtained pictures from a trail camera hidden at the intersection of Stone Mountain Road and Collins Drive. The adult woodbooger is apparently feeding on raspberries and local vegatable gardens. Any such sightings should use reasonable caution and residents are encouraged to stay indoors . The woodbooger is considered extremely dangerous.

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