Hillbilly marries mentally challenged Bigfoot
Friday 14 May 2059 81666 Shares
In unusual news out of Kentucky, an inbreed, out of work hillbilly named Bubba marries a mentally challenged Bigfoot. The strange couple fell in love after a whirlwind romance. The couple met by accident, thanks to Bubba's lack of tractor driving skills. Bubba was on his way home from the hoedown, driving his 1928 tractor, its almost paid for, when a sorry possum walked out in front of him. Bubba, not wanting to miss the chance of a free supper, swerved in an attempt to run the critter over. He missed and drove into the forest. This is where he awoke, Harriet, who was resting from a hard day of doing nothing. The two hit it off and about one month later, decided it was time to get hitched. Harriet is expecting a child in about 8 months.