Man Feels Shame After Sex With Block of Cheese
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Local Seattle native, Zack Downing, says he felt a lot of shame the moment he climaxed from fucking a giant block of cheese. When asked to comment on the situation he said, "man...I spent like 2 hours carving out a penis sized hole in the cheese block and the moment I ejaculated I just felt horrible about myself. What was I thinking? The worst part about it was I had to throw the cheese away and my wife wanted to make some nachos. I had to lie to her and tell her I ate it all. I don't think she bought it." He also explained feeling remorse over the horrible way he just threw away 2 hours of his Sunday. We will have more on this story throughout the day.
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