Trump names the newest member of his cabinet.
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John Lubinski has been named secretary of insanity. His primary responsibility will be making sure Donald Trump does not leave a bigly crap on the oval office desk. Other duties include berating other staff members and stroking Trumps huge "ego".
When secretary Lubinski was asked if he felt he could handle the job he responded "Anything is better than my former position as jizzmonger at Juicy Lucy's on brook park rd." When pressed for an answer as to whether or not he was qualified he told reporters "I shit bigger than you"
Experts agree that having Mr Lubinski working closely with the president is safer than having him work with school children.
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