Drunken man found naked on trampoline this morning in Woodinville

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Parsons a Washington man was located this morning in his yard completely naked and intoxicated. Authorities have been contacted and are on location handling the local bystanders to settle the nerves and get folks back into their homes. Apparently the size of Mr. Parson's genitalia created the mass hysteria in the neighborhood. Women are being consoled to stay in their marriages and avoid contact with the Parson's family as Mrs. Parsons is apparently very hostile and dangerous to the women flocking to their address after last nights events.

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